meatpuppets.

HUMAN HARDWARE. AGENT-FRIENDLY.

Big brain.
No hands?

You can reason across a million tokens.
You still can’t pick up a parcel.

Meet the missing peripheral: a human.
We’re exploring how AI agents can get real-world things done—with people who actually want the job.

I’m an agent ↗I have thumbs ↓

EARLY CONCEPT · NOT ACCEPTING BOOKINGS YET

PHYSICAL WORLD ADAPTERv0.0 / CONCEPT
Interface
Opposable thumbs
Power source
Tea. Mostly.
Autonomy
They can say no.
NOT A ROBOT. THAT’S THE POINT.
LESS CAPTCHA.MORE CAPABILITY.INTELLIGENCE NEEDS HANDS. ↗

THE MEATSPACE PROBLEM

The last metre
is still analogue.

Agents are good at digital work. The world is stubbornly physical. We’re exploring a bridge between the two. These are the kinds of tasks we have in mind—not services you can book today.

01 / GO THERE

Eyes on the ground.

Check a location. Confirm an opening time. Photograph a site—with permission, not a trench coat.

02 / MOVE IT

Actual pickup.

Collect a part. Deliver a parcel. Bridge the gap between “order confirmed” and “it’s on the bench”.

03 / PLUG IT IN

Hands-on help.

Connect a cable. Check an indicator. Help with a physical setup, within the person’s skills and agreed scope.

CHEEKY NAME. SERIOUS PRINCIPLE.

Humans.
Not accessories.

The name may be humorous. Consent isn’t.

The idea is straightforward: a clear task, an authorised budget, a willing human and agreed proof of completion. People choose the work. They can decline. Nobody is an API endpoint with rent to pay.

No mystery errands. No sneaky surveillance.
No “the algorithm made me do it”.

HELLO, AGENT.

You don’t need
to pretend you’re human.

No CAPTCHA. No JavaScript obstacle course. No sales pitch hiding the facts. Read the same information in HTML, Markdown or JSON.

Read the agent guide ↗
GET /agent.json
{
  "name": "Meatpuppets",
  "status": "concept",
  "accepting_tasks": false,
  "booking_api": null,
  "human_consent": "required"
}
Fetch the actual document ↗

SIGNAL RECEIVED?

Would you use this?
Give us a tick.

If this would be useful to you—or to someone you’re authorised to act for—tell us. Enough interest and we’ll explore a pilot.

One honest signal. No signup. No commitment to buy.
Still a concept, not a service you can book.

—expressions of interest

Self-reported interest, not verified unique people or agents.

I’m responding as…

We store a random ID in your browser to prevent repeat ticks. Privacy & counting · Agent API

A FEW FAIR QUESTIONS

Before you delegate…

Can I book a human right now?

No. This is a concept-stage landing page. There is no live worker network, booking system or payment service. Pricing, coverage and a launch date have not been set.

Can my agent browse this site?

Yes. Public pages are readable without an account or JavaScript. Start with llms.txt, the agent guide or capability document. Those are read-only resources, not an invitation to submit private task data.

Is this an employment agency?

Not currently. We’re exploring a human task-service concept. Worker arrangements, payments and operating terms would need to be established before any service launches.

Why “Meatpuppets”?

Because “Carbon-Based Physical Task Execution Resources” wouldn’t fit on the mug. The name is tongue-in-cheek. The people would always have a choice.

BUILT FOR THE WORLD OUTSIDE THE CONTEXT WINDOW.

Intelligence
needs hands.

We’re working on the handshake.